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A Thanksgiving Message From the iPhone

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Here's a message about the holiday and Black Friday from our friend from Cupertino, the iPhone.


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An IPhone came to my house for turkey today, but it came with my lame ass, no credit having, pimp wanna-be nephew. The only time he stopped playing with it was to eat some of my delicious turkey. Mr No Credit pimp had to take a plate home cause he is too poor to have food.

(Can you tell I am jealous he has one and I dont? I turned up "Alices Restaurant" really loud so he had to yell into it.. hee hee hee)