Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Here's a message about the holiday and Black Friday from our friend from Cupertino, the iPhone.
An IPhone came to my house for turkey today, but it came with my lame ass, no credit having, pimp wanna-be nephew. The only time he stopped playing with it was to eat some of my delicious turkey. Mr No Credit pimp had to take a plate home cause he is too poor to have food.
(Can you tell I am jealous he has one and I dont? I turned up "Alices Restaurant" really loud so he had to yell into it.. hee hee hee)