The online condom vendor Condomania has compiled its sales data to produce the latest in a long line of not-at-all-definitive penis-size rankings.
The worthlessness of this ranking, of course, has to do with the fact that Condomania’s data is based on the sale of condoms of various size, which is to say it tells us about what kind of condoms people in these states are buying, but not really anything about the penises that those condoms are being used on*. As far as data goes, this is probably even less reliable that the self-reported numbers used in actual studies on penis length. For all we know, what this list is really telling us is that North Dakotans have an over-inflated vision of themselves (or, at least, their genitals).
https://gizmodo.com/what-happens-when-you-break-a-penis-5890534
That being said, it is pretty great to see Texas, bastion of all things bigger, so far down the list:
North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi
Hooray for penis pseudoscience!
*It also looks nothing like this older version of the list, released in 2010.
[Via Time]
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