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Accelerometer-Equipped Cock Ring Counts How Many Boinks It Takes To Reach Female Disappointment (NSFW)

By John Mahoney Published January 20, 2009, 8:00 pm ET

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One? Two-hoo? Threeee? Three. Sigh. [Product Page via Shiny Shiny]

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