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An Egyptian reptile alien lives on the back of Barack Obama’s skull

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwlOq7JRS4Y

Did you know that some genus of extraterrestrial reptilian lives on the back of the POTUS’ skull. It’s true! Like the spawn of some fantastical Stargate/Harry Potter/Super Mario Brothers: The Movie slash fiction, Barack Obama’s cranium has become the host to a reptile invader from Dimension Haircut. We wouldn’t have this problem if phrenology was taken seriously, you fools!

[Via MeFi]

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