An iPad You're Actually Supposed to Cover in Crumbs

If you're discrete enough, this iPad cutting board will convince your friends and dinner guests that you're absolutely flush with cash. Because instead of slicing cheeses, vegetables, and fruits on a traditional cutting board, you can afford to use an iPad for the task.

In reality, this $30 glass cutting board is just styled to look like an iPad, complete with a screen full of faux icons, an accompanying cheese knife, and even a case. Sure, it's mostly just a sight gag, but one that's actually far more useful in the kitchen than an obscene apron. [HomeWetBar via 7Gadgets]