Live it up, pervs. That’s a mousepad. And it has boobies. And you can touch them all you want. But remember, owning such a mousepad dates you back to the ’90s, and this chick looks like she’s from somewhere in the late ’80s. If we do a little more math, you’re groping a chick who is now in her 50s, or even 60s. Not that it’s ever stopped us before…but the “wrist rest” might not be what it used to be. [tokyotimes]
