Apple Approves "Tits & Boobies" and "Pussy Lovers" Apps

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I knew this was bound to happen sooner or later, but it's wrong. From the iTunes description. "If you love pussy, this application is for you. Each and every pussy is more and more tight and super tempting." Really?

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Of course not. They are just two apps loaded with photos of the other kind of tits, boobies, and pussies:

Illustration for article titled Apple Approves "Tits & Boobies" and "Pussy Lovers" Apps

Still, I find it ironic that Apple censored the app titles to "T**s and Boobies" and "P***y Lovers", yet allowed the icons to say exactly that, and the descriptions to be like the one above or this one:

These tits and boobies are wide exposed and open to nature. You can see them as God intended to be viewed in their real forms.

I wonder how many people will fall into the trap and buy these apps. Oh, wait, you jumped to see the article, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? [Krapps]

DISCUSSION

justinpe
justinpe

What's next? Huge Dicks from around the world? This app would of course feature photos of people with the first name Dick that are also fat.