Steve Jobs wags his finger at you in great disappointment. “I still have stock in this company, asshole,” he exclaims. “How dare you give away free money. And don’t think I don’t have any pull left.”

Things don’t look good for you, the now-interim CEO of Apple. You have one last chance to make things right before you are forced out. You decide to...


• Include a John Mayer concert DVD with sales of every new Mac. Turn to page 69.
• Break into Microsoft and steal their upcoming device. Turn to page 20.
• Release Mac OS XI. Turn to page 55.