Sales plummet as dog owners switch to Ubuntu or Windows 7, and cat owners are embarrassed to be seen buying OS XI Scottish Fold. The situation is made worse by the fact that all the icons on the Dock are replaced with pictures of cats, and the “Welcome” intro movie is a fifteen minute home video of a designer’s cat grooming itself. It is unskippable.

You were last seen stockpiling fifty cats, a few gallons of water and no food into your apartment before deadbolting yourself in and letting nature take its course.


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