Right now, there are a few iPhone posts on the home page without informational weight or entertainment merit but we felt compelled to cover, because, well, it's the damn iPhone. We love a fat juicy rumor, but all these hot air posts are a waste of time to read and write, so in the future, we'll round up the minor ones into a new section, the "Apple Non-News Post".

Forgive us, this is the Winter Solstice of the Gadget Year.