Cheese Grater iPhone
We landed on “Absolutely Not” for the headline on this one. While the cheese grater look is almost palatable on Apple’s Mac Pro, it’s frankly inappropriate on an iPhone.
In a patent spotted last year, Apple discusses an iPhone with a “three-dimensional structure” that “can include the body defining a first pattern of first cavities extending into the body from the first surface and the body defining a second pattern of second cavities extending into the body from the second surface. One or more first cavities can eccentrically intersect with one or more second cavities to define a pattern of apertures in the body.”
Um. What!? I don’t know what that means, but a handy image Apple provided clarifies that the jumble of words above is talking about an iPhone that looks like a cheese grater. Apple says the design could be functionally beneficial, but I’m not hearing any of it. Absolutely not.
