Alyssa Bereznak

8/29/11

My Brief OkCupid Affair With a World Champion Magic: The Gathering Player

This story sounds mean. It's about a girl judging a boy because he's a nerd (like so many of us!) that she met on…

8/26/11

Why Does Disney Insist on Shitting All Over My Memories?

Dear Disney,
I hear you’re releasing The Lion King in 3D. First you shit out two horrible sequels and now this? Are…

8/25/11

This Titanium Cigar Punch Will Only Add To the Awesomeness of Smoking Your Cuban

Probably the only thing that's more badass than smoking a cigar is prepping it with a gadget made of pure titanium.…

8/24/11

NY OkCupid Profiles Are Even More Depressing Than You Thought

It's no secret there's a good population of assholes on OKCupid, but here in New York, the online dating world…

8/22/11

Miramax Launches Biggest Facebook Movie App Yet

Miramax just released an app named Miramax eXperience that will allow U.S. users to rent up to 20 different movies…

8/19/11

How To Couchsurf and Not Get Killed

You've saved just enough for that ticket to Thailand but barely have enough cash left to pay for a mango smoothie,…

8/16/11

Kanex's C247DL DVI Hooks Your Computer Up to Apple's Crisp, Clear Cinema Display

There's nothing like a good DVI to better your watching/gaming/skyping experience. And Kanex's new dual-link DVI…

8/15/11

How To Steal $57,000 From Your Neighbors Using Facebook (Like This Asshole)

If Facebook fraudster Iain Wood has taught us anything, it's to distrust thy neighbor. Because sometimes thy…

8/12/11

Why Would Someone Spend $3,000 On 100 Phone Numbers?

Phone numbers are intangible, frivolous things. No one in their right mind would collect them, right? Wrong. Meet Den…

8/11/11

Hong Kong Stock Exchange Attacked By Hackers

As if stock markets of the world needed any more problems after the recent U.S. credit downgrade and the market…

8/11/11

Parents Can Have Text Message Slang Too!

In the New Yorker this week, William Sorensen delves into the strange and amusing world of parental texting.…

8/9/11

Are Rioters Already Trying To Sell Their Stolen Shit On Craigslist?

Last night, an ad displaying 40 boxed and sealed iPhone 4s popped up on Craiglist's London website. First a…

8/9/11

Slow Motion Video Gallery

Cupcake warfare

8/8/11

The Gizmodo vs. Deadspin iPhone Repair Contest: And The Winner Is...

A while ago we challenged Deadspin to an iPhone carnage contest.

8/2/11

These Tiny Camera Cookies Probably Taste Like Film. But They're So Cute.

Look at these cute analog camera sugar cookies. They're so adorable you might want to waste some of your expensive…

7/29/11

MIT Creates Sun-free Photovoltaic Power, Hammers Another Nail Into Lithium-ion's Coffin

Oh MIT, we can always count on you to come up with the most clever, little inventions. Just the other day you…

7/28/11

The Best Birth Control Is a Tiny Piece of Plastic Lodged Inside Your Uterus

What's the most aggravating form of birth control? Taking a pill every day for most of your young adulthood or…

7/26/11

This Slip 'N Slide Hockey Rink Will Give You A Good Time, Bloody Knees

Hockey is probably not the safest of sports to play while sliding around a water-soaked mat on your knees, wearing…

7/14/11

Behold, the 71-Year-Old Human Gas Guzzler

You're not supposed to drink gasoline. It's that toxic liquid gold we use to run our cars and machines, not a…

7/7/11

These Expression-Reading Glasses Reveal How Deeply Awkward You Truly Are

It's impossible to avoid awful people. They sit next to you on the subway and talk about toothpaste for 15 minutes,…

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