Uniting Voters Behind The One Man We Can All Kneel Before
Ignore Friday’s debate – or, if you’re comic-minded, Saturday’s debate – because a leader has finally appeared to unite America: General Zod. Announcing his candidacy by explaining that “[i]nstead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty,” Zod’s campaign website lays out his policies, updates his followers with news…