Glow In the Dark Light Bulbs
I know, smartass, they all glow in the dark. But these lightbulbs—a little old, I agree—are designed to glow even after the power goes out due to a TERRORIST ATTACK or if lightning maybe hits a transformer somewhere and the entire office is reduced to a mewling, screaming, frothing mass of writhing bodies. Shatter-proof Glow-Lux…
