Incompetent Chainsaw Attacker Flees from Bat-Wielding Man
In a modern-day version of David vs. Goliath, a Virginia homeowner armed with nothing but an aluminum baseball bat and moxie successfully defended himself against a chainsaw-carrying intruder late Monday night. A factor that worked in his favor: The would-be attacker, one Douglas Edward Turner, is a strong contender for “least-talented crime-committing person ever.” Around…
