Meredith Woerner, Author at Gizmodo

Hell Is Filled With Chapped Bald Men And Amy Smart, In Seventh Moon Trailer

One of the directors of The Blair Witch Project has released the trailer for his next supernatural thriller, Seventh Moon, starring Amy Smart and the residents of hell unleashed on the world. Eduardo Sánchez’s Seventh Moon looks like a creep-out film where Amy Smart and her boy-toy wind up in the middle of hell on…

io9 Meredith Woerner Apr 22 '09

NBC Dethrones Kings By Banishing It To Summer

First NBC shoves Kings from its Sunday spot to Saturday night, and now they’re holding off until June to air the final episodes, still on that terrible Saturday night spot. According to the trades, the show has been completely pulled until June 13, and will finish its run through July 25. This is a travesty.…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 22 '09

The Terrifying Sight Of New Moon Were-Nipples

The werewolf dudes from Twilight’s second movie New Moon have just raised the oops-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little bar with this new promo pic. Take that shiny, forlorn vampires — quiver in fear from their spray tan abs. The actors are Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. Not pictured: Taylor Lautner, and his terrible, terrible wig.…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 22 '09

Animated Teal’c Maquette Is Indeed Full Of Adorable Brilliance

Who knew Teal’c could be such a cartoon cutie? We’ve got the exclusive first images of Teal’c, from the new animated Stargate maquette line. The maquette is from the uber talented minds of Quantum Mechanix, who also created the Starship Enterprise models we showed you last week. And it’s just the first of many Stargate…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 22 '09

It’s The Lou Diamond Philips, Jersey Devil Buddy-Cop Movie

Is Carny the most random Syfy Original yet? A carnival full of actual freaks lets their most prized creature loose, and now it’s up to LDP to bag and and tag the giant urban legend. Carny will air this Saturday on the Syfy Channel, and will no doubt scare the crap out of us all…

io9 Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into

If you’re still boycotting shiny vamp movie Twilight, considering lifting the ban for this RiffTrax Twilight remix. Now these are the angsty emo vamps I’ve been looking for. Please make New Moon just like this. For more information check out RiffTrax.

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Is Wolverine’s Emma Frost More Disappointing Than Gambit’s Ridiculous Hats?

Some “video bios” of Wolverine’s mutant stars put the nasty-as-she-wanna-be Emma Frost front and center… and the PG-rated version of Emma is an even bigger disappointment than Gambit. The new video bios play up the “dark’n’angsty” side of Wolverine over the action side, and make it look like a totally different movie than we’ve been…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Peter Jackson Describes Lovely Bones’ Version Of Movie Heaven

Get a first look at Peter Jackson‘s surprisingly uplifting adaptation of Alice Sebold’s bestseller The Lovely Bones, about a brutally murdered teen’s view from purgatory/heaven and her acceptance of death. In an interview with USA Today Jackson explained what his teenage heaven will feel like in the movie adaptation: It’s God-less in the sense that…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Ron D. Moore Explains What The Frak Caprica Is With New Clips

Still confused about how Battlestar Galactica’s prequel Caprica fits in with BSG? Let creator Ronald D. Moore explain the ins and outs of the new series, complete with brand new clips. Caprica is out on DVD, and digital download, today.

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Dune Remake Could Be Greenlit Soon

The most highly anticipated remake may be Peter Berg’s Dune movie. We got a chance to ask producer Kevin Misher about the status of Dune and inquire, will the blue eyes remain intact? I hear you are working on Dune with director Peter Berg, why did you want to get involved with that? It’s one…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

First Bill-And-Sookie Fight From True Blood Season 2

Take a sneak peek at the next season of True Blood. As usual, Bill “doesn’t understand,” Sookie’s pissed (until she gets attacked by something supernatural), but it’s still good to be back in Bon Temps. It must be nice to date a vampire whom you can continue to piss off, time and time again. I…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 21 '09

Phaser All The New Friends You’ll Meet On Star Trek’s MMO

New clips from the Star Trek MMO show a giant collection of avatars and ships blasting each other. But it still looks mighty pretty. Craig Zinkievich from Cryptic Studios took some time to show a few new bits of the Star Trek MMO and talk about how deep and layered this game is going to…

io9 Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

French Stage Funeral Service For Dragonball’s Goku

Now that Dragonball Evolution has come and gone, leaving mobs of morose fans in its terrible wake, there’s only one thing left to do: hold a funeral service for the slain franchise. A group of French Dragonball enthusiasts staged a funeral service/vigil outside of a local theater. They wept, and gently placed flowers underneath the…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Video Proof Of The Man Who Grew A Tree Out Of His Lung

Remember the boy who grew a tree branch from his lung, and how you insisted the news report must be made up? Here’s the video evidence. It’s on television, so it must be true.

io9 Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Cobra Commander’s Face Not A Total Wash?

I think we all remember the terrible fail that was the leaked toy face of G.I. Joe‘s live action Cobra Commander. Now, the Cobra actor, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is trying to put our minds at ease. https://gizmodo.com/cobra-commanders-hideously-disappointing-face-revealed-5184762 In an interview, Gordon-Levitt said it was the face of Cobra Commander that got him interested in the part…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Wolverine Fights A Helicopter, And We Win

How’s it possible that Wolverine can take out a helicopter from the ground, and without a gun? With his shiny claws of course. Check out a new clip of one of Wolverine’s biggest action scenes. I ask you this: is it really possible for Wolverine’s tiny claws to cut down a helicopter blade? I realize…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Dollhouse Resurrects The Dead, And Caprica Debuts

This week the world gets a closer look at the city of Caprica, the Chuck teasing continues, and Dollhouse brings back those who have already passed on. Spoilers, and tons of clips, below. Monday: Chuck – It’s the Chuck that changes everything – but not as much as the season finale next week that really…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Syfy Takes First Steps Towards Its New Look, With Will Smith

What better way to let everyone know you’re going more mainstream than teaming up with Will Smith? Syfy and Big Willie are going to make supernatural crime-procedural magic together. Their first collaboration is a TV movie called Unfinished Business, and focuses in on a cop who can see the memories of the deceased. It will…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

ABC’s Miniseries Impact Shows The Upside To The End Of The World

A German miniseries (with American actors) shows us that doomsday doesn’t have to be such a downer. In fact, when the Moon hurtles on a collision course with Earth, the upside is no more gravity. Apparently as the Moon gets closer to our surface, the greater influence it has over our Earthling gravity, or something…

Television Meredith Woerner Apr 20 '09

Terrible Terminators Steal From Cylons And Russian Space Revolutions

This week the ridiculous Terminator rip-off movie debuted its first trailer, making Ice Spiders look like a cinematic masterpiece in comparison. Also, more on Inhabited Island 2 and a robot lovers web series. The Terminators With the addition of one “s,” Asylum Production Studios reaps the Terminator hype benefits. Sadly, their cylon-faced, terminator-bodied being is…

Movies Meredith Woerner Apr 19 '09

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Hell Is Filled With Chapped Bald Men And Amy Smart, In Seventh Moon Trailer

NBC Dethrones Kings By Banishing It To Summer

The Terrifying Sight Of New Moon Were-Nipples

Animated Teal’c Maquette Is Indeed Full Of Adorable Brilliance

It’s The Lou Diamond Philips, Jersey Devil Buddy-Cop Movie

Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into

Is Wolverine’s Emma Frost More Disappointing Than Gambit’s Ridiculous Hats?

Peter Jackson Describes Lovely Bones’ Version Of Movie Heaven

Ron D. Moore Explains What The Frak Caprica Is With New Clips

Dune Remake Could Be Greenlit Soon

First Bill-And-Sookie Fight From True Blood Season 2

Phaser All The New Friends You’ll Meet On Star Trek’s MMO

French Stage Funeral Service For Dragonball’s Goku

Video Proof Of The Man Who Grew A Tree Out Of His Lung

Cobra Commander’s Face Not A Total Wash?

Wolverine Fights A Helicopter, And We Win

Dollhouse Resurrects The Dead, And Caprica Debuts

Syfy Takes First Steps Towards Its New Look, With Will Smith

ABC’s Miniseries Impact Shows The Upside To The End Of The World

Terrible Terminators Steal From Cylons And Russian Space Revolutions

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