True Blood Makes Every Character’s Crotch Explode
True Blood, a show where one character can literally explode in another’s crotch, and no, I don’t just mean sex. Yes, of course, there was sex; this is True Blood! And last night, a whole lotta ground-shaking crotch explosions occurred—but no actual plot advancement, mostly just nonsense and crotch stuff. Before I get into the…
