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God Took His Bike Chain and Made His Favorite Mortal a Coffee Table
Coffee tables. I’m going to SMASH your coffee table. It deserves to be smashed—it’s pitiful. It sits there, reflecting light, collecting dust, insulting me with its presence. Why? Why? Your coffee table is not a gigantic bicycle chain. Beware—should you get this Olympian magazine podium, the Flexible Elos—its very name sounds like something from Jupiter’s…
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