Standing in front of the mirror for hours on end fulfills our daily narcissism quota, but we just never get anything done. That's why we're very excited about the Bandai Human Player. It's like Tamagotchi, but your pet

After responding to fifty personal questions such as "Have you ever killed a man and gotten away with it?", "Do you dress up in women's clothing when alone?", and "Why do you have the compulsion to make up fake questions for the it the latent memories from your subconscious speaking out?" your virtual you is assigned 22 personality traits that sum up your entire, pitiful human psyche.


We're just not it really worth $25 to watch another person sit around in their underwear, wasting their life away? Probably.

Fun Japanese video after the jump.


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