Bear Sleeping Bag: Getting Mauled To Death Might Be a Better Option

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A bear-shaped sleeping bag might protect you from being mauled, but you have to ask yourself: would I rather be mauled by a bear or violated by one? Think about it.

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Illustration for article titled Bear Sleeping Bag: Getting Mauled To Death Might Be a Better Option
Illustration for article titled Bear Sleeping Bag: Getting Mauled To Death Might Be a Better Option
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Illustration for article titled Bear Sleeping Bag: Getting Mauled To Death Might Be a Better Option

[Eiko Ishizawa via RGS]

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shamoononon
Shamoononon drives like a farmer

I already have my own bare sleeping bag. Ah ha!

hint hint

*wink wink*

*gently blows air kisses*

*wink wink*

*Runs tongue across top teeth*

*bends over*

Get what I'm saying?