A bear-shaped sleeping bag might protect you from being mauled, but you have to ask yourself: would I rather be mauled by a bear or violated by one? Think about it.
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I already have my own bare sleeping bag. Ah ha!
*gently blows air kisses*
*Runs tongue across top teeth*
Get what I'm saying?