Be the most popular player on your rec softball team next summer with this Beer Tap Backpack. Perfect for alcoholics, functional alcoholics, and college students, it loads up with beer and allows your friends and family to drink refreshingly warm and flat brew via the tap strapped to your back. It even has a mesh holder for cups, making you a portable party. It's a mere $44, way cheaper than the liver transplant you'll eventually need. Party on!
Is it my imagination, or does the illustration look like the dude is whizzing into the cup?