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Behold the mighty and majestic UNICOW!

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It's a holiday miracle! A unicorn cow has been spotted and photographed in China. This creature is truly a thing of beauty and must be feared and respected by all. Long live the Unicow!

The Metro has an amazing story about the Chinese unicorn cow, who grew a massive horn in the middle of its head.


Here's the entire article:

Farmer Jia Kebing noticed a small bump on this cow's forehead when it was born two years ago but didn't expect it to grow into a 20cm (8in) horn.

"My farm is famous in this region for this cow and people come in here just to see it," said Mr Jia from Baoding in nothern China's Hebei province.


All right — clearly, the cow has three horns and one awesome horn in the middle of its head. Someone should just saw off the other horns and make this a real unicorn already. I'm kidding - that's horrible and cruel. Let's just kill it and eat its flesh so we can absorb its power!

Also kidding, long live the Unicow!

[via Geekologie]