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Beware of Online Predators (They Have Wi-Fi)

By Mark Wilson Published September 25, 2008, 10:00 am ET

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I always thought the warnings of online predators were the product of 20/20 producers trying to spur ratings. Now I get it. Not only is the prospect of talking to a Predator™ frightening as all hell, but the dude is wearing fishnets. These online Predators™ are perverts too!! Pick up the shirt for $17. [Loiter via Nerd Approved]

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