Brief Safe Scares Away Thieves

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Wait, wait! Before you run away, these skid-marked shorts are fake. What a great place to store your shit valuables! The Brief Safe from Shomer-Tec Law Enforcement & Military Equipment lets you hide cash, jewelry, or documents in the Velcro-closing fly of these bloomers that need a good washin'.

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Think about it—what thief in his right mind would be rummaging around inside a shitty pair of underpants? Great for hotel rooms. We're just wondering where you would keep shorts like this—lying in the middle of the floor?

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DISCUSSION

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Why spend the money to buy a pair when every man is perfectly capable of making a pair himself especially when said process would essentially remove one taunting task from one of our daily activities. Two birds one stone, bitches.