we realize that we are not using all caps for this post, as would be the predictable joke to have offered our dear readers. the joke would have been funny in the way that a cream pie in the face is funny - not "haha funny", but "out of obligation to the clown who broke his nose doing the stunt that wasn't all that funny, funny". for those who would like to celebrate, go ahead, that what our comment area is for. for those who are annoyed by said commenters, don't fret, that is what our banning system is for. happy caps lock day. we think it might be made up, but aren't all holidays?