Can: Write a Jay-Z Song About a Toilet
There’s been a lot of hyperbole about what ChatGPT can accomplish but one thing it definitely can do is write a Jay-Z song about a golden toilet. How do I know this? Because I recently asked it to do this and it did it. Why? I don’t know. If you talk to this thing long enough you become drunk on power and begin wracking your brain for increasingly bizarre requests. In that spirit, just imagine the following involves some sick beats and a bit of Rick Rubin production value:
Verse 1: I’m sittin’ on a throne of gold
A toilet fit for a king, never cold
I wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills
‘Cause I’m the man, and I’m living for the thrill
Chorus: Golden toilet, shining bright
I’m living lavish, day and night
Money and fame, they come and go
But this throne of gold, it’s here to show
Verse 2: I used to hustle on the streets
Now I’m sippin’ champagne, makin’ sweet beats
I made it big, and now I’m on top
Sittin’ on my golden throne, never gonna stop
Bridge: I’m the king of the game
Sittin’ pretty on my golden throne
I worked hard for this life of luxury
Now I’m living it up, ain’t nobody gonna stop me
Chorus: Golden toilet, shining bright
I’m living lavish, day and night
Money and fame, they come and go
But this throne of gold, it’s here to show
It’s here to show! HOVA, take notice.
