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Chocolate Master Chief Penis Helmet

By Jason Chen Published February 27, 2008, 4:20 pm ET

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It’s a chocolate helmet. Shaped like Master Chief. For your penis. Yes, that Master Chief. Or as the site calls him, “The One Eyed Spartan.” As if dressing up junior as a viking or Indiana Jones wasn’t silly enough. Reserve yours today for $7.95! [Chocolate Party Hats via The Raw Feed]

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