As if phones weren’t bad enough for your body already, now they’re going after both your danglers and your lungs. Well, at least this phone is.
https://gizmodo.com/even-more-scientists-claim-cell-phones-damage-your-sper-245554
Coming straight at ya from nicotine-lovin’ China, this phone holds half a pack of cigarettes to help keep your pockets uncluttered. It also has stuff like a camera, a color display (ooh, color!), and an MP3 player, although further details are scant. Don’t smoke, kids, no matter how cool it makes you look or how rich and smooth the flavor is. Mmm, flavor.