A few months back, when giving free publicity drawing your attention to the AirWater corporation’s fancy-ass de-humidifiers that extract water from the air, I jokingly (ha ha!) implied that the company provided me stock to shill their product. This was, for those of you that happen to be, for instance, Michael Zwebner, President of the AirWater Corporation, or perhaps an agent of the SEC, a joke. Which is to say, the only thing I’ve ever been given by the AirWater corporation is angry emails written in all caps and large fonts.
For the record, while we’re covering our bases, the editors of The New York Times’ Circuits section have not, to my knowledge, yet been diagnosed with any form of mental retardation. Nor do I have concrete evidence that the employees of Gizmondo actually perform sexual acts inside of swine.
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