At the risk of sounding less than 100% diesel masculine, I'll admit that I absolutely adore this comic strip on computer love. Click the link for the whole story, but I found this panel alone somewhat poignant in a it's-late-afternoon-so-I'm-searching-for-life's-meaning sort of way. [See Mike Draw via Super Punch]
Macbook: Kaiser, you plug me into the display and keyboard and you never touch me anymore. Don't you love me?
Kaiser: Sure, but...
Macbook: Is it because I'm fat? I saw you eyeing that Macbook Air. You man-whore!
Kaiser: Oh c'mon, you're a lot cheaper than that thing...
Macbook: ! *sobs*
Kaiser: *>Shut Down...*