Crow Vending Machine...As Foretold by Hitchcock


What if you could train crows to work for peanuts...literally? It's possible, according to one student at the ITP Spring Show.

I'd say more, but I don't claim to be a crow expert. (They aren't covered much on Discovery as of late but I'll be happy to expound upon sharks and/or army ants.)



That's quite brilliant. If it actually works on crows, this man can sit back and let crows earn him a living. Very impressive.

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Actually, millions of trained crows earn my money for me."

"Uh, would you happen to know the number for a local mental institution?"