Darth Vader Robbed A Bank

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Darth Vader must either be down on his luck or trying to gather funds for another Death Star, because he was last seen robbing a bank in Long Island, New York. Here's what the poor bank teller faced:

Illustration for article titled Darth Vader Robbed A Bank
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Scary, no? I mean, what on earth do you do if you glance up to see a 6 feet, 2 inches tall Sith Lord sporting camouflage pants and a blue cape? Do you even wait for him to flash his gun or do you just fork over the cash before he Force chokes you? [WPIX via Gothamist]

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OwnedWolf
Owned Wolf

I mean if your going to rob a bank as Darth Vader why go half-cocked with a blue cape and camouflage pants. Do it right. I look forward to his next robbing attempt where he force chokes people. Plus having some Stormtrooper support may be wise.