Happy Sunday. This, my friends is a Digikoozie. It's a $10 beer cozy that'll scroll up a message of up to 200 characters — non reprogrammable, mind you — on the side of the fine Bud you're swilling. You can use it to show everyone your sign, pet peeves, preferred gun manufacturer, favorite NASCAR driver, and who cuts your mullet. The future isn't coming. It's here. Here in the heartland of America.