While others around you click away with Corporate's stock mouse, you can mix it up with DJ Tech's DJ Mouse.
The aluminum "feel" body is loaded with both jog and scroll wheels, meaning you can just as easily scroll through a spreadsheet as complete that Miley Cyrus/Styx mash-up sure to land you on the fast track to the Big Promotion. And yes, that big SCRATCH button actually allows you to scratch MP3s in real time (using bundled software).
The DJ Mouse is available now for $79. Of course, those of us who make sound effects with our mouths really frown upon this sort of thing. [DJ Mouse via Everything USB via OhGizmo!]