Sit back and enjoy your inflated value
When it’s all said and done, a tech CEO gotta have hobbies. Trump clearly has to catch up: his rivals are busy owning obnoxious watercraft, killing goats, cheating on their spouses, golfing, and hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. As far as we know, he’s only at four out of five here, so there’s room for improvement. Mr. Trump, sir, you gotta hold the captive bolt pistol this way.
