No matter how wild G.I. Joe gets, it can't out-crazy 1987's toy movie, He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe. The spangle-breasted Evil-Lyn puts an obedience collar on Kevin, while below, Skeletor has He-Man whipped so he'll agree to kneel.
I'd like to see Michael Bay bring this level of wrongness to Transformers 3. If anyone can do it, Bay can.