Damn, This Fake Orca Sucks At Being a Fake Orca

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The small fishing village of Astoria, Oregon, tried to scare off a pesky sea lion colony with a large fake mechanical orca. It was a cunning scheme, one that pitted the sly artifice of man against whatever it is sea lions have. But alas—nature won.

The plan to unleash the fiberglass orca—which is actually a licensed boat—was concocted to spook the sea lions using recorded whale noises and the visual threat of imminent death by top ocean-dwelling predator. But the 32-foot-long fake whale’s maiden voyage didn’t exactly go... swimmingly.

First, problems with the engine marooned the fraudulent beast.

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Then the fake orca proved itself almost infinitely inferior to its real-world counterpart by quickly starting to sink.

Port of Astoria executive director Jim Knight told The Guardian that the sea lions got “deathly silent” when the doomed orca came into view. Which sounds good, except then the fake orca filled with water and tipped over.

“They probably think it’s dead now that it’s belly up,” Knight told the Guardian about the sea lions’ nonchalant attitude towards the orca-boat. This is what the port looked like after the failed experiment:

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The bold dreamers of Astoria plans to try this bold gambit again in August.


Contact the author at kate.knibbs@gizmodo.com.
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I grew up in Nehalem all my life, and lived and worked in Astoria for many years. I’m not for animal cruelty in any way, but unless a person has been there in person, you have no idea how bad it is. Think a swarm of rats invading your house - then multiple that by 10, and they keep eating all your food. Seriously, what’s more in danger here - the Sea Lions, or the fish?

IMO, open an official, short-term, licensed, and application approved process to kill some of these to get them out. It’s a no win situation either way, but in the long run (possibly too late) leaving them as is will cost far more time, money, and loss of sea life.