Oh man, Paul W.S. Anderson’s take on the destruction of the Roman city of Pompeii looks ridiculous. What are the bets that someone accidentally spills a stash of ancient gun powder and shrapnel into Mount Vesuvius, thus turning the volcano into a GUNCANO? What sort of horrible, bomb-like noise will the EXPLODING ASH PODS make? And how much slo-mo screen time will Kit Harington’s abs take up?
Pompeii will be in theaters February 21st, because it’s a love story.
