Here's something that should've happened way sooner: a pair of scissors that doesn't just pathetically snip snip snip at things but opens bottles, cuts through wire, shreds boxes, pierces holes and does a bunch of other rad stuff. Diagram, please:
Ah yes. I told you your old scissors would look wimpy by comparison. You can buy Fiskars Cuts+More for $20. [Fiskars via Core77]