It may be too late for Christmas, but these soft-plushie speakers from Run At Corp Japan look right for any time of the year. The speakers come in both Winnie the Pooh and Stitch characters, and can hook up to any standard music player or PC.
Just plug in the stereo and AC cables emanating from each character’s ass, and your toddler will be set for hours of enjoyment while you’re shooting up heroin and baking soda in the bathroom. The only caveat is that these speakers are only available from Japan.
Product Page [Runat via Musicgizmos – Thanks Yash!]
