Remember that guy that got so drunk he tried to have sex with a cash machine? Well, Conan unearthed some (fictional) footages of the incident—and perhaps it's not the poor guy's fault after all.

People hack ATMs for malicious reasons all the time; perhaps now people are hacking them to make fools of us. Or perhaps the guy from Tennessee was really horny. Difficult to tell for sure. [Team Coco]