In the spirit of such Earth-shattering news as Thor’s cameo on Google Maps and the Dalek Christ log, Princess Di has now been found haunting a Glaswegian church. She’s freaking out confused tourists, given that the afterlife’s a crashing bore.
Strange occurrence habitué Michael Cohen claims that this ghost is the Princess of Wales, but if you turn the footage upside-down, the specter looks vaguely like a cheerful Donkey Kong wearing a Jughead crown. Did Donkey Kong die? Did he choke on Riverdale’s hungriest boy? The investigation is ongoing.
