We get a few thousand emails per week from scammers wanting to “BUY MANYPHONE WHAT YOU HAVE?” Please note: we at Gizmodo do not sell phones, PCs, laptops, sandwiches, or massages. We do not have any in stock nor do we have anything at all. We are very poor.
For extra fun, please read on to see a wonderful exchange with Isaac in Ghana who, because he uses relay, always ends his statements with “ga.”
lkbruce hello ga
johnbiggsny
who are you?
lkbruce
12:45
i am isaac ga
johnbiggsny
12:45
why do you always write ga?
lkbruce
12:46
i am soory
12:46
so what do u have for me ?
johnbiggsny
12:46
why do you write it?
lkbruce
12:46
its jst a mistake ok
johnbiggsny
12:46
what does it mean?
lkbruce
12:46
its a mistake
johnbiggsny
12:46
no it isn’t
12:46
you always write it
lkbruce
12:47
PLS LETS FORGET IT OK
johnbiggsny
12:48
what does it mean?
lkbruce
12:48
PLS ITS NOTHINMG OK
johnbiggsny
12:48
no it isn’t
12:49
you kept using it
12:49
explain it
lkbruce
12:49
OK
12:49
I ALWAYS USE RELAY SO I THOUGHT I AM ON THERE
johnbiggsny
12:49
why do you always use relay?
lkbruce
12:50
PLS ITS OK
johnbiggsny
12:50
why is it OK?
lkbruce
12:50
TO TALK TO PEOPLE
johnbiggsny
12:50
why do you talk to people?
12:50
if you always use ga?
lkbruce
12:51
PLS ITS OK
johnbiggsny
12:51
ok
12:51
ga
12:51
ga?
lkbruce
12:51
SPO PLS WHAT ARE U DOING NOW?
johnbiggsny
12:51
rocking out to some tunes, ga!
lkbruce
12:52
OK
12:52
WHAT WORK DO U DO?
johnbiggsny
12:52
i rock
12:52
what do you do?
lkbruce
12:53
ISTUDENT
johnbiggsny
12:53
why are you IMing me ga
lkbruce
12:55
NOTHING
johnbiggsny
12:55
ok
12:55
sounds good, ga
lkbruce
12:55
OK
johnbiggsny
12:56
so what’s up, ga
12:56
what’s the skinny?
12:56
you got the lowdown on the hoe down?
lkbruce
12:56
HOE DOWN
johnbiggsny
12:56
damn right
12:56
rock and roll is hear to stay, what does isaac have to say?
lkbruce
12:57
I COULDNT HERE UR QUESTION WELL
johnbiggsny
12:57
me neither
12:57
ga
12:57
what do you want?
lkbruce
12:57
ANYTHING
johnbiggsny
12:58
i got a R990 and a 4550
12:58
maybe a 554 if my mom gives it back to me
12:59
what do you have?
12:59
ga?
1:00
you there?
1:00
i also have an A909
lkbruce
1:00
NOTHING OK
johnbiggsny
1:00
and a bottle of steak sauce
1:01
1444 is cool, too
1:01
got 10 of those
1:01
with wings
lkbruce
1:01
OK THATS GREAT
johnbiggsny
1:01
how many you want?
1:01
where should I send them?
1:02
you got some pictures of your sister i can have?
lkbruce
1:03
PLS NOT YET
johnbiggsny
1:03
come on, man
1:03
what’s your CC digitis
1:04
just send me some pix of your sister, man
lkbruce
1:04
?
johnbiggsny
1:04
which phones you want?
1:04
the nokia ARMORALL?
1:04
878s?
1:04
i got all that shit, toughguy
1:05
pounds, baby, pounds
1:05
you ready to deal?
lkbruce
1:05
I WILL LIKE NOKIA PHONES OK
johnbiggsny
1:05
ok ga
lkbruce
1:05
SO IF U CAN SEND IT
johnbiggsny
1:05
where do i send it?
1:05
how are you paying ga?
1:05
this shit don’t come for free!
1:05
ga!
lkbruce
1:06
WHAT DO U WANT FOR PAYMENT
johnbiggsny
1:06
pix of your sister would be nice
1:06
and credit card
lkbruce
1:06
WHY NOT TAKING THE CARD FOR NOW AND THE PIX WILL COME LATTER
johnbiggsny
1:06
where are you, man?
1:06
where’s your sister?
lkbruce
1:07
IN GHANA
johnbiggsny
1:07
so you got a credit card number or what?
1:07
i don’t have time for this, yo
1:07
i got bills to pay
1:07
i got two babies
1:08
5 nokia 5445s for $100 each
1:08
comes to $600
1:08
lets deal, man
1:08
deal deal deal
1:08
come on, ga!
lkbruce
1:09
YEAH I AM EVER READY
johnbiggsny
1:09
i know, baby
1:09
you dig it the most!
lkbruce
1:09
HOW WILL THAT BE?
1:09
IF I COULD GET ABOUT 7 PHONES
johnbiggsny
1:09
7!
1:09
that’ll be $400.
1:10
special ghana discount
lkbruce
1:10
OK
johnbiggsny
1:10
but you gotta send me a pic before I send you the phones
1:10
to prove you have a sister
lkbruce
1:10
PLS I HAVE OK
1:11
HOW CAN I LIE TO U
johnbiggsny
1:11
man, that’s it
1:11
no deal
