Some parents encourage their children, buying them Leapfrog learning toys and maybe Fisher Price doctor kits. But let's face it - most of your children aren't going to be very successful. Some will fall to the evils of drugs, prostitutes, miming and tattoos. And for those children, we have the $14.99 GR8 TaT2 Maker by Spin Master Toys.
Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects.
Order now and have non-replaceable needles pre-infected with hepatitis absolutely free!
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DISCUSSION
Dang. Maybe if they'd had something like this when I was a kid, instead of those disgusting "lick 'em and stick 'em" runny paper things, I might have gotten my mom softened up about the idea of my getting a real tattoo a lot sooner.
Although I admit there was a fair amount of entertainment value in hearing her screech "YOU WHAAAAATTTTT!!!" over the phone, back in the days when I was 46 and she was 67...