Cluvens Scorpion Chair

Our dearly departed Catie Keck wrote about this monstrosity once. At the time, Catie was promised that Gizmodo would buy the hideous scorpion chair if her write-up got 200 separate comments.
She never got the scorpion chair, even though I’m pretty sure we got up to 200 comments.
But honestly, this is probably for the best because look at this thing. Why, why would you do this to yourself? Also, the Alibaba listing has it at $2,399. That’s a lot for something so freaking hideous.