Not as sexy as a hula girl, this Homer Simpson dashboard toy critiques your driving in the typical Homer Simpson manner. The product page only lists a few sayings, which are mildly amusing but nothing too distracting.
It’s only 7.99 ($14.91) so there’s no big loss if Homer goes flying out your passenger window whenever you take a turn too sharply. We’d prefer a Bender dashboard toy, but Homer will do.
Product Page [Gizoo via Shiny Shiny]
