Hot Sauce Makes Everything Better, Even Beer

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Even though I've never chased a sip of creamy beer with a a few squirts of cock sauce, I know Sriracha is going to make it better. Hot sauce makes everything better. Just to make sure, though, I poured myself a glass of Rogue Sriracha Hot Stout Beer.


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Not that beer needs improving, mind you, it is a Fine and Good thing on its own. But I'm one of those uncultured eaters who puts hot sauce on everything (OATMEAL?!?!) so that my tongue can't register flavor unless I've doused my meal in some caustic red stuff that measures death on the Scoville Scale.

Made by the free spirited brewers at Oregon's Rogue Ale house, this brew is basically perfectly designed for me. I'm more of a pale ale guy, so I always find stouts a little flat and syrupy for my taste, and Rogue's beer succeeds in kicking up the flavor to something a little more interesting.

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When I first pulled the bottle out of the fridge it was a little too cold, I could only barely glean the spice in the aftertaste. As the beer warms up a little bit you can taste the bite all the way through.

Though my colleague Adam described the flavor as "like squeezing a Sriracha into a good porter," I don't entirely agree. Sriracha is wonderful stuff but the flavor isn't exactly subtle, and I wouldn't say the spice or flavoring totally overpowers the the stout. It's got a nice tingle throughout.


Right now I'm about 3/4 of a way through a 750mL bottle, and I'm not regretting it at all. It's a slow sipper of a beer—you don't want to drink this too fast any more than you want to plow through a enchilada stuffed jalapeños and covered in green chili sauce. I've got another bottle under my desk, and I don't know that I would necessarily want to dive in for another round. This is a nice novelty, but not a get drunk beer. Or even a drink multiple beer. This is a drink one beer, pound your chest two times, and move on to something else beer.

Even as I write this I can feel my heartburn kicking in. It hurts. I like it. Confirmed: Spicy beer is good.




Sriracha is ridiculously overrated, it's not even very hot (roughly equivalent to a jalapeno on the Scoville scale). You want a good spicy beer, then the only option(s) are Stone's Crime and Punishment. I prefer Punishment as it has a little more alc content and better spice flavor. Both are based on Arrogant Bastard and have seriously hot peppers in them like the Trinidad Scorpion.