How Frozen Pizza Pockets Are Made

Why do pizza pockets exist? No one knows. But everyone secretly enjoys them. Not on the same level as a pizza obviously (I mean, what does anyone enjoy more than pizza) but there’s definitely a nostalgia kick to eating a vaguely pizza-flavored, mini-calzone hot pocket of sorts. Here’s how one brand puts them together.


I guess it’s slightly less messy for kids and adult pretenders?

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The company won’t divulge how long the pizzas bake in the oven...

Thanks for revealing the secret not ten seconds after the statement, camera guy.