It was Cinco de Mayo, you were totally drunk, and you wanted to post a comment on Gizmodo. What did you do? Well, you probably went back to drinking because you couldn’t post—but we’ve got you covered now.
1) Choose a post, click on it, and scroll to the bottom.
2) Click “New User? Here’s what to do.”
3) Fill in the comment, choose a username and password (the one you want to use for your eventual comment account), and hit “Submit.”
4) Refresh the page to see if your comment shows up. If it hasn’t within a day or two, repeat on a different post when you’re not drunk. Especially if you’re an angry drunk (like Travis). If you’re a grabby drunk (like Mark Wilson, who totally came on to me when we were both plastered) then it should be okay. Our wedding’s in November, in case you were wondering.
