Hulk Money Bank Smashes Savings Procrastination

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HULK LIKES TO SAVE MONEY! MONEY IS GREEN! HULK IS GREEN! HULK LIKES GREEN! YOU KNOW KERMIT? GREAT FRIEND OF HULK! PUNY BANNER DOESN'T SAVE MONEY! HE SPENDS IT ALL ON NEW PANTS! LIKE JASON CHEN! HULK DOESN'T LIKE PUNY BANNER! HMMMM, HULK LIKES JASON CHEN THOUGH! EXCEPT WHEN HE WEARS BATMAN PYJAMAS! BUT HULK WILL GIVE HIM THIS HULK MONEY BANK ANYWAY! (Editor's Note: it is going to be released at Toy Fair 2008, as merchandising for the next Edward Norton's Hulk movie which, sadly, won't include Lou Ferrigno. — JD) WHO IS TALKING? WHO IS LOU FERRIGNO? WHO IS THE EDITOR? HULK HATES EDITOR! HE SPENDS ALL MONEY IN DRINKS AND GOING OUT! HULK SMASHES EDITOR! [Superhero Flix]

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WTF are people talking about the "cheatriots" here? and whats this about "bandwagon fans"? the correct term for all the Pats fans is "fairweather fans". the good majority didnt even know they had a football team until 2001. they probably thought the patriots were an expansion team or something. then after last nght you CANT fIND A SINGLE PATS FAN ANYWHERE! but still, you gotta give those boston fans credit. they went from being the most sad and pitiful fans in existence to being the most obnoxious and arrogant fans ever in only a couple of years. it takes real turds to accomplish that feat.... go a hundred years being so sad that people cant even laugh at you then having no humility whatsoever when you win something...

ANYWAYS back on topic: ANYTHING edward norton does is awesome. remember "american history X"?....